By Alexander Penn
We are shocked to report yet another steamy app being released by Apple. This latest downloadable software, designed for the newly-released iPad, is supposedly set to cure premature ejaculation…in HD!!
Last week, we reported the arrival of a sex drive app for iPods and from the looks of it, Apple’s next-gen technology isn’t leaving such sex technology behind!
The iPad app, called Control Premature Ejaculation HD, was developed by British hypnotherapist, Darren Marks. With this tool a man “can become a great lover,” he sensationally claims.
For those picturing an amusing bedroom scene, men are not actually required to look at the app during sex. The utility is designed to relax the subject into a meditative aura by playing soothing music and flowing out a myriad of calming images. This would allegedly induce a form of hypnosis, abandoning any anxieties, assuring a highly relaxed and consequently longer-lasting sexual experience.
With stress and anxiety considered to be the main causes of premature ejaculation, the app’s psychological edge seems to hit the right note. However, do men really need this electronic appliance to feel relaxed? A few deep breathes and a sit down would surely serve the same purpose, critics suggest.
This app is one of many theorised cures for premature ejaculation, most of which are very straight-forward. Some advise sufferers to just think of something else during intercourse, and others advise you to squeeze the tip of your penis for up to 10 seconds during sex to prolong the experience. Experts also advocate a more scientific approach, encouraging pelvic muscle and sensate focus exercises to tone up your sexual skills.
With 30% of the male population suffering from premature ejaculation, could this app be one step towards finding a reliable cure?
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